How would you describe the state you live in in one sentence?

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1. Virginia is east of West Virginia, north of North Carolina, west and south of Maryland, west of Washington DC and loaded with defense contractors, ham and wineries.

   Wine, salty ham and destruction – that’s what Virginia does.

2. Western Kansas turns into mountains.

3. It’s wicked sick kid

4. Misery with a side of bbq.

5. WHAT WIND?

6. It’s Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Pennsyltucky in between.

7. Beauty from the western mountains to the eastern seashore.

8. It’s a dry heat.

9. “I don’t understand why all of those shithole flyover states hate us!”

10. Insurance capital of the world and the best pizza in the country

11. Hot swamp with some really good food.

12. Ignorance.

13. We have good weather 11 days per year.

14. Florida man

15. Home of Al Capone, John Wayne Gacy, and more government corruption scandals than I can remember.

16. Jonathan Davis may not live here, but there’s enough corn, and meth to keep juggalos alive indefinitely.

17. Everything is high here, from the mile high capitol city to the mountains to the stoners to the cost of living.

18. We don’t like you either

19. I swear it does exist, until global warming raises the ocean levels.

20. North Carolina has a lot of nice cities and diverse landscapes that can cater to whatever you’re looking for

21. Like York, but newer.

22. Drunkenly sober

23. 👏👏👏👏

24. BBQ and basketball

25. “The middle finger of the South sticking up into the North” has been used to describe Indiana before and it’s pretty on the money.

26. Fucked up and making international news way too often.

    Missouri.

27. Rocky Top, you’ll always be home sweet home to me, Rocky Top Tennessee.

28. Massachusetts, but poor and hates Massachusetts

29. Rain (Oregon)

30. We have cheese and beer.

31. F@$k Kansas. The real Kansas City is in Missouri

32. You’re either an alum of an Ivy League school or you’re an alcoholic, or both.

33. We blow up the Guidestones so you don’t have to!

34. All four seasons in one week.

35. You thought Texas and Florida were bad?

36. Small cities, agricultural powerhouse, and know what real good corn on the cob is.

37. Vermont is the only state in New England that does not border the Atlantic Ocean.

38. 2bd 1ba unit in *up and coming* neighborhood surrounded by “people without housing”, hypodermic needles and sidewalks dazzled with human shit for $1.4 million.

    1 guess.

39. “Don’t worry, we hate you too.”

40. “There’s a polar bear over there be careful”

41. Half West Virginia, half Indiana, all political hellscape

42. Australia but not on fire

43. Great Lakes, bad roads.