Married men, what do you do at home when the wife is gone?

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1. I work from home, so I get lots of work done.

2. Well, I’ll tell you something not to do, have an affair.

3. Get banned from 4chan for making bad threads, watch anime, light it up on reddit

4. Really?

   You do whatever the fuck you want. That’s why it’s nice to have time away from the wife and kids now and then.

5. I build guns, gun accessories, and load bullets. You gotta have some projects, man.

6. I usually order some Mexican food, put on a baseball game, or hop into a game or something.

   Nothing too crazy, but yeah it’s definitely odd when she isn’t here for any amount of time. We’re both homebodies.

7. I do nothing…and it’s glorious.

8. Make yourself a really nice dinner, open a good bottle of wine, put a movie on, put your feet up and enjoy.

9. Sit on the lounge manspreading as much as I like and stare at the wall basking in the glorious peace.

   <sigh>. Sooooo peaceful ….

10. i like to think about my wife

11. Masturbate and videogames

12. Fish, hike, practice with the bow, go hunting, drink beer, tend bees, go kayaking, or read.

13. Al Bundy mode engaged in 3… 2… 1…

14. Damn man, just enjoy the silence. You are in the midst of what most married guys dream of.

15. They play video games …what u mean… lol

16. If the kids went with her, blast the metal music, make myself a needlessly excessive dinner, have a few drinks, watch movies, play video games and trash talk people without my inside voice XD

    Okay, fine; more like I’d continue my work from home for another 3 unpaid overtime hours, not eat until like 10pm and then hastily cook something simple in the oven before vegging out in bed or on the couch.

17. Video games and peace

18. Log on to Reddit to read comments about what to do when the wife is gone.

19. Just sit in my nothingbox, good glass of whiskey, cigar ……

20. Read a book. Have some personal time.

21. Enjoy the silence

22. Books, gym. Pratice my cumshot by standing in the shower

23. Give the house a quick clean, it’s easy to mop when home alone. Sometimes do the washing/ laundry

24. Do you not feel free and recharged? Watch a program or film she would never watch. Masterbate with lube stark naked with porn on and the volume through the sound bar. Play loud music. Break out the guitar. Order takeaway and not share a thing.

25. Wait by the door.

26. Reddit,Youtube,Exercise, Look at kijiji/Facebook marketplace, Get caught up on UFC (Khamzat vs Burns was a banger) Look into hobbies or practice making snacks or food so you can blow your wifes fkn tits off when she gets back, Take a bath, Go to a bar and eat wings alone

27. Don’t moan about this golden opportunity to do whatever the F**K YOU WANT! Hahaha.

28. I usually say I’m gonna play a buncha video games. I end up just keep the house clean and sitting at my computer scrolling through Reddit on my phone

29. I do my laundry, clean the house, play video games, play with the dogs listen to music. Rewatch TV shows that we’re good and not just pandering bs like most new shows. I work on my old car think up shit I need for my office or garage.

30. Enjoy my brief time of happiness.

31. I do any jobs around the house I’ve been putting off because I don’t want the supervision. I love my wife, but she makes even hanging a picture a chore.

    Once that is done, I’ll sit in the living room, eat the meal I want and watch the tv I want to watch. At least for the first night. Just enjoy the unrestrained freedom.

    Then I try to go to bed early and wake up early (I’m a morning person, she is not). I’ll try to read a little.

    Most of all, I try to just enjoy the quiet. Knowing that I can just lay on the couch for 30 minutes without anyone bother me is glorious.

    And, to be honest, by the second night I’ll be missing her and ready for her and the kids to come home.