Ugh, Americans are SUCH prudes. I’m my country, Genovia, EVERYONE goes full nude when we go to the beach. It’s just so much more comfortable going nude and not having to worry about sand getting into the crevices of your bathing suits nor do we need to worry about weird tan lines after a fun day in the sun.
We Europeans aren’t so sensitive to nudity! We love seeing everyone’s weird, flabby, and wrinkly bodies. It promotes body positivity! Everyone joins in, including sometimes our Queen! Queen Clarisse Renaldi can usually be caught on Saturday afternoons, getting that full body, natural tan.
If Americans stopped being clothes so often, they may actually start teaching their kids that normal body parts are not to be inherently sexualized.

28 comments
  1. Last time I went shirtless a Nat Geo crew showed up and started hollering about Bigfoot

  2. Have you ever seen a pasty white, fat Canadian man waddle down any Florida beach in January wearing a Speedo and a grin?

  3. 1. Julie Andrews naked at a beach feels blasphemous for some reason.

    2. The beaches/pools I visited in Europe seemed to be toppless friendly, but I didn’t see anyone full nude. I was kind of disappointed. I did see a *lot* of Speedos though.

  4. I wear a bathing suit instead of a birthday suit as a public service. I also wear a shirt. I also don’t go to the beach. You’re welcome.

  5. Cause unlike most europeans we realize we’re fat, bald, and ugly!

    And NOBODY wants to see that naked!

  6. If women are nude and drinking beer, they get sand in their Schlitz. Not comfortable

  7. God I’m having the best time with this sub today. Each post has me dying

  8. GENOOOOVIA! GENOOOOOOOOOOOVIA!

    FOREVER WILL YOUR BANNER WAVE!!!! 🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐

  9. It’s been my experience that European nude beaches are full of people who really shouldn’t be seen naked in public..

  10. I’m not walking around with my meat and nuggets flopping around in front of strangers and CHILDREN. And I grew up in Europe. It’s weird.

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