In your opinion, what is America’s worst soft drink?

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1. It’s Moxie. Nothing comes close to its awfulness.

2. Pepsi/Diet Pepsi, but I don’t drink a lot of pop besides Diet Coke so my perspective may be limited.

3. Is Sierra Mist still a thing? That shit is ass…

4. A lot of people are going to say “Moxie”.

   It has a … unique taste to it. A joke that goes around is that the (real) annual Moxie Festival in Maine has contests where the first prize is a case of Moxie and the second prize is two cases of Moxie.

   It was originally sold as medicinal, on the theory that anything that tastes like that must be medicine. It’s sold as an energy drink, now, for much the same reason.

   Personally, I don’t think it’s the worst thing ever (I once tried Polar’s Diet Chocolate Soda, and it was GODAWFUL), but a lot of people do.

5. Big Red

   But for the top ten most consumed, definitely Mountain Dew.

6. I had what I think was a tamarind soda that was fucking awful. Like, it tasted like sweaty shoes smell, it was disgusting.

7. Everyone: Mt. Dew is the worst!!!

   Me: Quickly hides my hoarded cases of Baja Blast and Code Red in shame

8. flavored sparkling water taste like rotten tv static

9. Diet Pepsi tastes like dirt and has no reason to exist

10. I hated, hated Diet 7Up. Aspartame, lemon-lime flavor, I thought it was disgusting when I was younger.

    Fast forward to now, when I have kidney and diabetes issues, so my drinks have to be zero sugar with no coloring. Guess what’s the only kind of soda I’m allowed to have?

11. Diet Squirt or Tab. The two worst diet cola’s ever made.

12. Dr. Brown’s Cel-Ray Soda. It’s celery soda.

13. Anything “Diet” is the only accepted answer.

14. Steven Segal’s energy drink was the single worst thing I’ve ever had in my life.

15. I did not grow up in Michigan, but im a Michigan resident now.

    And I’m afraid to say the worst pop. I don’t want to die in a hail of downvotes.

16. Tab.

17. Celery soda. Worse than it sounds. Dr. Browns.

18. La croix… AKA tv static. Or it’s almost like someone thought of a fruit with some sparkling water in their hand and then were like “eh, good enough”

19. The worst soda I ever had was definitely a bacon flavored one, but I cannot remember the brand.

20. Probably a diet version of something.

    Diet Pepsi tastes like mop water. Diet Mt Dew is intolerable.

21. All of ‘em, hydro homies for life

22. Yoohoo

23. Isn’t there a ranch flavored soda out there?

24. Diet caffeine free Coke comes to mind, was one of a few drinks I could drink growing up but its just a gimmick to appease a particular group of people. Now universally for those who’ve tried it would be the very short lifespan of Jones’ zero calorie drinks

25. Dollar tree version of diet coke

26. Major one? 7Up is pretty bad. Sierra Mist. Disgusting. Pepsi tastes like what I imagine carbonated kerosene would. Fanta’s flavors are fine, but they burn like hell. Feels like what I imagine carbonated kerosene would.

27. 7Up. It just tastes like watered-down Sprite