What’s your regular “shut them down” or “cut the sh!t” phrase for someone who is just sooo full of it? I’m in the market for a new one!

Please include a mini story of what their annoyance was, too! I want to vicariously shut down all these peeps with you.

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  1. I was talking to a gym bro who I have a lot of mutual friends with. Halloween was coming up and he mentioned being excited to see all the sexy nurses. I rolled my eyes and asked if he was dressing up and he excitedly told me he was going as the Hulk. I told him the next time he goes to the gym, he needed to spend some extra time on his arms because they were a little small for someone who wanted to be the Hulk.

  2. I’m Australian, so we usually just laugh and go “yeah nah get fucked”

  3. My favorite is so simple. “Aw, it’s okay to admit that you don’t understand [subject] :)” works soooo well on random local news fb comment sections~

  4. “sure you do, bud”
    “Yeah, buddy”
    “Ok, champ” these are great because I mostly hear guys say them, so if you say them to a guy they are left confused at how you managed to sound like a father figure.
    “I can see the devil has made his home in your heart. I’ll pray for you to receive the Lord’s light and understanding.” This is my paraphrase of somebody else’s saying, but it works just as well.
    Bonus points for ending a Convo with “have a blessed day!”

    You could also mixed up the “bless your heart”
    “Bless your poor soul”
    “Bless your poor knees”
    “Bless your little heart”
    “Bless your liver”
    Etc…remember to put the condescending and exasperated “oh!” Before each of the bless your’s

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