What is a glitch in a mans body that you hate?

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1. Unnecessary random erection.

2. When the hair falls off your head and decides to grow from your ears and nose + other random unnecessary places.

3. Ass hair

4. Lower back

5. Don’t know about you guys, but I sneeze every time I clean my right ear.

6. I think I know the majority of the answers and I can agree with it… Random Boners

7. Fucking refractory periods

8. Lower belly fat

9. Me: Great I’ve finished peeing, I’ll just tuck the old chap back in, and zip…

   Penis:

   Here we go, back home again with the balls, nice and snug. 3,2,1… and let the last dribble go in the underpants.

10. That random full body cold chill while peeing

11. The absolute day-ruiningly excruciating experience after sitting slightly wrong on a bicycle seat.

12. That random long eyebrow hair that seems to grow overnight

13. Erection that occurs when I fall asleep. I’ve done this on the couch and let’s just say I’m not exactly your average or small guy in that department. It garners attention especially if friends are around. One time I woke up to a drunk buddy of mine mimicking Steve Irwin saying things like “EVERYONE STAY QUIET THERES A LARGE PYTHON ON THE LOOSE, ITS IN (omitted)‘s PANTS! IM GONNA HIT IT WITH A STICK!”

14. moobs, took me so long to get comfortable in the dad bod and I’m still not 100% at peace with it

15. Random erections.
    What weird reason I have to give every time someone notices it.
    Most recent one was “***It’s blood flow, I can’t control it.***”

16. The inflexibility of our spine preventing us to suck our own dicks. Or the length of our dicks preventing us to suck our own dicks. These things make us reliant on other people.

17. Never enough blood to use penis and brain at the same time.

18. After orgasm the fact that cum keeps dripping out for an hour after.

    Just when you think you squeezed the last drop, 10 mins later splooge.

19. Post orgasm blues

20. Hair between your buttcheeks, like why?

21. G-spot hidden in asshole.

22. Sometimes when I rub my belly button either the tip of my penis or my right elbow tingles.

    edit: correction of tickets to tingles

23. That random throat pinch from your Adam’s apple when you turn your head a certain way while talking. Can’t ever replicate it, it just happens.

24. The multi-stream while peeing

25. Twitching after falling asleep

26. The surprise split stream when you pee.

27. Nose hair, like why?

28. When you get soap in the pee hole. Feels like your dick on fire.

29. Testicular torsion

30. Erections aren’t controlled at will

31. The bit when you think you’ve finished peeing and then when you put your chap away it leaks again.

32. No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops end up in your pants

33. imagine u can drink beer and not getting fat🤩

34. The lack of sexual drive after one orgasm.

35. The lint catcher that somehow turns one stream into 18 different streams in different directions. IYKYK.

36. Having to readjust the dick when it’s hot because it’s sticking to your leg or somehow somersaulted itself over.

    Having to pee so bad that the dick shrinks to almost micropenis size and getting your foreskin all wet with urine afterwards. (I’m assuming it’s a blood flow thing).

    Losing hair on top of your head but never the sides. That’s genetics for ya.

37. I’m really upset that we don’t have a second smaller dick just above the regular dick like one of those rabbit vibrators.

38. I hate that my balls aren’t literally made of steel.

39. Post nut clarity hitting so hard that it makes you question your life choices and ponder the consequences of your actions

40. The vulnerability of the ballsack

41. Were heavier than woman typically. GIVE ME MORE KNEE CARTALIGE

42. Why bury the on switch so deep in my ass?

43. The prostate is just plain poorly designed.