Men who sleep shirtless or naked — at what point in the morning do you put on clothes?

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1. When I get out of bed.

2. When I get out of bed

3. When I escape the shackles and emerge from the prison cave.

4. When I have to. I don’t live in a sitcom, feeling like I have to be fully dressed in my house when no one that cares is watching.

5. When i need to leave the house.

6. Wow, you can afford clothes?

7. Before I leave my room and scare the kids.

8. Depends on the day of the week

9. After I shower. I sleep in my undies. Wake up, throw my robe on in winter and start waking up. Have a shower, get dressed.

10. Right before I go outside

11. if workday, I get out of bed straight into shower and put a shirt on after that

    if weekend, i usually don’t put a shirt on. if it’s cold enough for clothes I put on a hoodie. if it’s too warm for a hoodie it’s not cold enough for clothes.

12. Just before leaving the flat

13. After morning sex.

14. When I get out of bed with the intention of saying out of bed.

15. When i have to. If I could I’d be naked all the time

16. When I get out of bed. I sleep in my boxers.

17. When my wife gets done playing with my boobs

18. After I let my dog out to go potty

19. After shower usually.

20. don’t cook breakfast naked

21. When I’m getting up for real. If I’m just going to the bathroom or whatever, the nakedness continues.

22. Do I have to leave the house? I’ll put clothes on immediately before I leave. Do I get to stay home? Clothes probably aren’t coming on at all. Do I want to cook bacon? Maybe a 50/50 chance of throwing a shirt on.

23. After I shower.

24. After I finish… doing your… son?

25. After my morning shower

26. Eh. My wife doesn’t complain so I stay naked until I’ve gotta go outside usually. Sometimes I’ll put on my comfy shorts right around the time I eat breakfast so my bare butt isn’t sitting in the chair cause that’s a little weird feeling to me.

27. I go shirtless all day unless people are coming over or I have to leave the house

28. Ideally, never. Me and my wife walk around in less clothes. But if I have to interact with anyone throughout the day, before then. I suppose that’ll change when my kids get older, but for now I’m enjoying it.

29. “Clothes”?

30. It’s the last thing I do before leaving the house, and the first thing I undo when I get back home. I really hate wearing clothes, especially in the hot, humid southern summers. A goal of mine is to eventually work from home selling small woodworking crafts so I don’t have to leave the house every day.

31. Sometimes hours after waking up. Only thing forcing me to clothe is work or guests.

32. Uh. When I get up for the day.

    What kind of question is this?