Married men of Reddit, what are you and your wife discussing during your first dance at your wedding?

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1. What was going good and bad at the wedding so far. Who do we need to make a point of talking to before they leave.

   It’s not romantic because the day is crazy and you are worried about everyone else having a good time. It’s a blur.

   My suggestion, pay for a person to video the wedding. The ceremony, the vows, the dinner and reception. It would have been nice to look back on more that still photos of my wedding.

2. That we were exhausted and ready to leave actually. Few days as exhausting and stressful as your wedding. By that point in the evening, you’ve been going wide open for 12-20 hours. We still had a 5 hours in the car to go to get to our honey moon too.

3. How bad she gonna get dicked down later.

4. Me: I’m tired. Are you tired?

   Wife: I’m exhausted.

   Me: can’t wait for this to be over and we can go back to the hotel and….

   Wife: sleep!!!!

   Me: ABSOLUTELY!!!!!

   (Laughs)

   And I’m sure the crowd thought we were talking something rather deep and emotional.

5. We were joking about how fast we were going to turn each other so that the other person had to face/make eye contact with the crowd and saying how awkward it is essentially shuffling in a circle while people watch

6. We talked about how shit we are at dancing while everyone is watching.

7. How much I hate dancing and the fact that I’m even out on the floor to dance with her speaks volumes about how much I love her.