If your clitoris wrote its autobiography, what would be the title ?

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1. Ms. Cellophane

2. Do We Even Exist?(im a dude btw)

3. [removed]

4. “Disappointment”

5. “No, it’s higher…just let me do it” lol 🤣

6. “Why won’t she just leave me alone, I’m exhausted!”

   by Litoris, C

7. “Not a damn game controller joystick”

8. The Real 100 Years of Solitude

9. „All quiet on the northern front“

10. *Softer, Please*

11. 1001 Ways to prove men are idiots.

12. Lost.

13. “Rubbed the wrong way”

14. Clitateral Damage 😩

15. First thing in the morning

16. Don’t rub so hard you fool. Hello PIV a doesn’t do anything when you go in and out the vagina, you need to push up against me dumbazzz

17. I’m right fucking here.

18. Antidepressants: Or How I Learned to Stop Working

19. [removed]

20. “Love To Be Licked By [girlfriend’s name]”

21. “Under pressure”

22. [removed]

23. No, Not Like That. An auto biography.

24. Lost and Never Found: An Oral History

25. Untouched: A Memoir

26. “This is not a DJ booth”

27. I came.
    I saw.
    I conquered.

28. Bzzzzzzzzzz

29. Don’t You Forget About Me

30. Right hand is my best friend

31. “Hello, It’s me.”

32. “Good vibes only”