This can be a serious or whimsical answer. I am intrigued on how quickly or how slowly you can/could make this happen.

Thank you in advance 🙂.

Edit – Ladies thank you for your responses so far. Loving the precise details, some by the hour, some even by the minute 🙂.

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  4. I’d just have to wait for him to get off work. So maybe another hour. Outside working hours anytime, instant basically.

  7. My partner’s asleep upstairs, but it’s hot as hell around here and we’ve both been sick all week, so I don’t know how eagerly willing they’d actually be.

    If my partner wasn’t into it and for some reason I wanted it badly enough to be an asshole and cheat, it’d still take me ages to find someone else, if I even could. The incels constantly forget that women they wouldn’t fuck are still women, so when they pull the “Man, women could get someone to fuck them so much more easily than I can”, they forget about fat women, or ugly women, or socially-awkward women.

  10. Yeah about 2 seconds. I’ll just wink at hubby and he already knows what I mean. ☺️

  11. It’s midnight where I am and i’ve not got a partner at the moment but I know a couple of people who I know would be up for it, so maybe 24 hours?

    If not for those people, I guess 2-3 days using a dating app, or if it was a more explicit hook up app thing probably 24 hours as I’ve got stuff I need to do in the day tomorrow 😂

  12. I can either way for my boyfriend to get home in less than 30 minutes or if I wasn’t in a relationship… I feel like 5 minutes to get a confirmed “let’s meet up”

  13. It’s 5 past 12 at night. But if it was 8pm I have 3 possible that would likely say yes to a ride. Distance means 2 would probably need more warning and the 3rd maybe an hour or so

  14. My boyfriend is currently watching his son so we would have to wait at least 3 hours until he’s back home. But he also had a really tiring and hot day at work and is most likely not in the mood.

    Because I have to work tomorrow, as does he, and he also has his son tomorrow, it’d be at least 27 hours lol

  15. 1 hour. My husband is right beside me but its also 7am. He would say “give me 5 minutes” and his 5 minutes would turn into 1 hour

  17. About 1.5 hours. That’s what it would take to drive up to my girlfriends house.

  18. About 15 seconds.

    5 for me to get to my husband, 10 for him to explain to his game friends that an emergency just came up.

  19. Maybe about a half hour. 10 minutes to throw something on, and another 20 to amble on down to the next big street. I’m sure I can find a horny hobo who would be willing to stick it in there for a minute. 🤣

  21. My hand is still here so there’s always that.
    But I’m also sure if I just got up and got naked and walked across the room my husband would go for it.
    If wasn’t monogamous or married probably could finagle something on Friday night.

  23. Well, my husband is on the couch next to me so pretty immediately.

    My 4 kids are on the other couch and i have a broken leg so the heart (and everything else) is willing but the flesh is not able 😭😭😭

  24. As long as it takes to say “hey, you horney?” Waiting for the kids to go the fuck to sleep so we have the opportunity is a whole other thing though…

  27. The person would say yes almost instantly but I would have to wait at least 2 hours to receive

  30. My husband’s dead, I am 65, I have no friends nearby who I could ask. Most of them are way too young anyway. Absolutely not going to use an app of any kind. Too many scammers for my demographic.

    I can give myself a really nice orgasm in under three minutes, so there’s that.

    As Weird Al says, I’m stranded alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self service pumps.

  32. Depends on how long it takes me to build an emotional bond with them, and then I would have to develop a sexual attraction to them after I bond with them… so a long time.

  33. I haven’t found anyone in 8 years that I wanted to have sex with. Luckily I have a great toybox.

  34. Prolly a decade or half? I’m demisexual and I haven’t find any woman yet that I’m comfortable with.

  35. After we put the kids to bed I could see if my gf is up for it… so like a few hours?

    If I was single, idk it might take a bit to find a woman who I’m interested in who is into me? Lesbian dating/hookups are hard

  39. I live in the suburbs and it’s just after 9pm. I suppose I could just start knocking on doors and requesting sex, but I think I would be stopped by the cops before I found a willing participant (especially since I know my immediate neighbours and they are couples or straight, single women).

    All my male friends are in couples and of the single ones I am not their type. My single female friends are either straight, far away, or asexual. This is the only social media I use, so I think I would have to make a tinder account and try to find someone. I am not the most attractive person and have only been hit on twice in my life (I’m 24) but I suppose I could find someone desperate enough, but I really couldn’t say how long it would take to accomplish this.

  41. There is one man I am attracted to, and he refuses to be sexual with me right now because we can not be in a relationship. So I would say I can not.

  42. damn, all of y’all in relationships are so lucky 😭 if i wanted just sex with anyone, probably a few hours to find someone on Tinder, but hookups don’t really do anything for me so i don’t. if i wanted sex with someone i cared about with some sort of connection, then i’m not sure because i’ve been single for a few months now 😣

  44. It might take some convincing my husband. He knows I dont feel good, and he is watching stuff he finds interesting on tv.

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