I need a classy way to tell my wife I want to fuck her brains out after I spend a solid 45 minutes treating her like a tootsie pop.

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  1. I desire to copulate with you until you lose the ability to cogitate, but first I will spend three-quarters of an hour practicing writing Shakespearean sonnets with my tongue on your clitoris!

  3. Dirty talk is vulgar thats the point. Some of the things I say to my girlfriend are downright filthy, which would also accurately describe the things I do to her. Your wife needs to pull the stick out of her ass so you can fit your cock up there.

  4. What’s her view on vulgar talk then? What about filthy talk?

    Vile?

    Foul?

    Lewd?

    Baudy?

    Naughty?

    Saucy?

    Raunchy?

    Suggestive?

    Off-color?

    Lewd?

    Lascivious?

    Obscene?

    How dose she feel about THAT type of talk??

  5. Dirty talk is so sexy. Vulgar can be good in the right setting. Have you told her how much you enjoy it? Maybe just tone it down at first. Don’t make it overpowering. Hopefully she’ll be taking dirty to you soon.

  6. I have a pro tip, if she thinks that dirty talk is vulgar but you enjoy it, just say dirty things in ogher language, she’ll feel like you’re smart and elegant and you’ll enjoy your dirty words

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