Where do you look when you pee?

27 comments

1. Straight or down. Don’t take your phone out in the bathroom!

2. Down at my gut cuz I can’t see my dick

3. Interesting question ⁉️⁉️

4. The little brown bits for the impromptu pressure washing.

5. Usually down to begin with, then once established both hands on the windowsill, eyes closed, questioning all of my life’s decisions.

   But always looking down first, because if you don’t get established then Murphy will give you split stream.

6. At the dick of the guy next to me. It is polite to acknowledge it.

7. At the target.

8. Where ever I feel like.

9. Wall

10. The future.

11. Calculating and comparing the range of the pressure from previous best

12. At my dick the whole time

13. One eye on my phone and the other on my stream

14. Why would you be staring at your phone while pissing? Can’t you fucking live for a moment?

15. At the inside of the toilet

16. At my phone

17. Right at that honey tinged jet of diamonds spiralling out of my perfect pink dick. Just cascades of hot shimmering piss, man.

18. The mirror.

19. Its pretty hard to aim in some scenarios so i mostly focus on the accuracy of the pee

20. I look at my penis

21. If I’m in public. I try to meet eyes with the guy next to me or his junk and compliment.

22. Yes

23. If I’m in a urinal I look at the wall in front of me. If I’m in a private bathroom with a toilet, I watch myself spell my name with the stream.

24. Right into OPs mom’s face. I like to watch them take it.

25. I aim at the turd stain I’m pressure washing away.

26. Right where i aim

27. Mostly forward but everyone peeks, in fact I’m offended if the other guy doesn’t look at my dick! Ryan Reynolds said the same thing to me once when we peed next to each other.