Whats the sweetest gross thing you’ve ever done for your partner?

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1. Held her hair while she was puking her guts out.

2. My wife’s first shit after her c-section was brutally painful. I hung out in the bathroom with her while she went through it. Held her hand and brought in an iPad so we could watch a movie together while she struggle-shat to keep her company and try to help her feel a little better.

3. Changed the first diaper of our oldest son the morning after he was born so my wife could stay in her hospital bed a little longer. Didn’t know what the hell I was doing. Got peed on. It’s been over 25 years and I still mention it whenever he says “What did I ever do to you?”

   *Well, you see, this one time in the hospital…*

   🙂

4. I know there’s a stigma to being attracted to the feet of a woman you adore. So I think rubbing and tending to a significant other’s feet to help her de-stress after a long day in heels or flats would count as a gross act of sweetness.

5. When my wife was pregnant with our son, I held her hair and even got puked on a couple times. She also had surgery and I cleaned her for a few days after.

   I’ve changed diapers and have been assaulted.

6. Drove 45 minutes to my then girlfriends house with a box of popsicles when she was sick and had a sore throat.

7. Shorty was talking and had some food in her teeth. I reached up and yanked that shit out.
   Bitch was looking raggedy, can’t have that.