What is something you should not say while getting a blowjob?

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1. You’re vaccinated right?

2. pizzas here

3. I can see your bald spot from here

4. Your sister looked pretty today.

5. Your mom does this better.

6. Stop!

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   Collaborate and Listen.

7. Please use more teeth

8. Hmm, your brother has a similar technique

9. “Quiet down. You’re making it hard for me to imag6my ex.”

10. That was in your dad’s butt earlier.

11. Now that I have your attention, do you a moment to discuss our lord and savior?

12. over the lips and past the gums, look out stomach here it comes

13. Oh suck it deep Amber, but her name is actually Jenny.

14. I’m cumming

15. Thanks mom.

16. Do you know that i have AIDS?

17. Goodness is that the time !!!

18. I don’t mind you using teeth

19. This sucks

20. I really should complete the autopsy.

21. Your ass is so hairy sis ….

22. Bite me

23. Your sister sucks!

24. You’re dad uses more tongue

25. Thanks step dad.

26. How does the cheese taste?

27. “suck harder Noo-Noo”

28. Wait the game is tied and there’s only 4 minutes left

29. Hurry up, I have to land this plane in five minutes.

30. “Say cheese!”

31. I havent had a blowjob or showered since last week when I fucked that roadkill skunk.

32. You’re better than your mom and almost as good as your sister.

33. “While your’re on your on knees, do you mind getting my phone out of my pocket?”

34. Zoo wee mama

35. I’ve got the 👏

36. “You like Huey Lewis and the News?”

37. This feels like when my mom used to do this after dad left

38. Suck baby, blow is just an expression

39. Only if your head was flat so I have somewhere to put my beer

40. MORE TEETH!!!!

41. Do it like your dad. Less teeth

42. Ouch!

43. Why are you so bad, when ur sister was so much better

44. I’ve had better

45. Here comes the kids….

46. I’m gonna pee

47. Just like grandma used to do 🤤

48. your mother/sister/BFF gives me better head.