What’s the weirdest “would you love me if” question your Girlfriend/Wife asked you?

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1. My GF asked me “would you love me if I was white” Which I answered with a No.

2. “Would you love me if I transformed into an obese man”

   “No.”

3. Would you love me if I were a fish?

   We had just watched Don Knott’s The incredible Mr Limpet.