A recently uncovered ancient edict says the pope is entitled to breakfast from a random person once a year, His Holiness has chosen you at random, what do make?

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1. One hard boiled egg

2. Proper English Breakfast. Which I know is open to interpretation.
   Sausage, bacon, eggs. Etc

3. Devilled eggs and blood sausage.

4. May as well expose him to a normal person’s breakfast.

   Slice of toast with butter, a piece of fruit of his choice (but I only ever have oranges, bananas, and strawberries in the house), and a cup of coffee.

5. The classic Columbian breakfast of course.

   Fresh coffee.

   A ripe banana.

   Followed by a fat like of coke.

6. Toast. Buttered toast.

7. [French style scrambled eggs.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiEVSw-5pFg)

8. Bacon, eggs, and toast with canna-butter. Then some psilocybin cyanescens basted with- you guessed it, canna-butter. Me an his holiness gonna have a talk about kids. Recorded for your benefit of course.

9. Black coffee and cigarettes sounds about right.

10. dirt

11. “I’m late, but there’s oreo in the cabinet and some redbull in the fridge, bye”

12. Toast

13. Nothing. I’m not Catholic.

14. He can make me breakfast with all that Vatican money

15. I decline respectfully

16. Does he like fruit loops?

17. Curried goat

18. Something with poison in it

19. I hope he likes Chobani yogurt, Cheerios, and coffee. That’s all I got that’s considered breakfast foods.

20. English muffin with cheese and sausage on it.

21. I boil up some rice and carrots, seasoned with garlic salt. You can’t go wrong with basic vegetables.

22. Bad taste on the part of the Pope there, I’m a descendant of Huguenots. Oat porridge with a bit of butter and sugar with coffee on the side. While I stare at him and ask questions such as -‘how does the Church intend to redress the genocide they perpetrated on my ancestors’

23. Eggs Benedict.

    (imagine it’s 2011 and this comment is hilarious)

24. A monster energy drink.

25. well if he is turning up unnanouced then hes getting a cup of tea and a light splif. Then we’ll see away the morning by watching Everybody loves Raymond, Frasier, and then The Bill.

    NB – i work nights.

    If he does give me some notice, we’ll meet up at the local cafe and he can choose anything on the breakfast menu, my treat.