what is your favorite animal?

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  8. Penguins. They are cute, clumsy little bird-like animals that fly at 500 mile per hour at 500,000 feet. Their diet consists almost completely of African and Asain elephants by unhinging their jaws to swallow their prey whole. Their primary defense is Tae Kwon Do but some are believed to breath fire when startled. They can mostly be found roaming the peat bogs of Scotland and love Stanley Kubrick movies.

  12. Capybaras because they’re always so calm and relaxed. I wish I could be as tranquil as them.

  13. Turtles.

    All other reptiles are a close second. I just love the scaly babies.

  19. Crows. They are like humans, without the bs.
    Horses are good, too. They are like big cats, cept non carnivore. Patient and tricky.

  23. That depends on what it’s for.

    For eating: cow (I like steak)

    For sex: human female

    For a friend: dog

    For being a pure badass: white tiger.

  24. 99% of the animals listed are predatorsā€¦. I think thatā€™s awesome.

  36. Elephants are the best animals, they’re very intelligent and social creatures and I wish my local zoo had elephants.

  43. I like those curious otters. They just seem to live care free. Every now and then they get bored and pull pranks, but most of the time they are chilling and having fun with the family.

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