What’s with the skid marks? Two of my exes had this issue. Am I just a “shit magnet?”

15 comments

1. They probably have a hairy ass. Tell them to trim it.

2. You are a shit magnet.

3. Lazy nasty heinous fucks is what that is.

   Get them a wet nap like the babies they are.

   Jokes aside, I’d like to believe that’s not a common issue. Might want to do a r/askwomen for that one.

4. Get a fucking bidet.

5. May e they were coming off their period. It leaves brown stains when your period is about to end

6. There is no excuse for an adult man in a first world country to have this issue. Gross.

7. Wet wipes. Those would do miracles for your butthole. And yes, you are a shit magnet.

8. The answer is yes.

9. Do you know what a Shit Barometer is? Measures the shit pressure in the air. When the barometer rises – and you’ll feel it, too – your ears will implode with the shit pressure. I tried to warm you but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin’.

10. I knew battle shits would catch on.

11. Skid marks are usually a sign of bad hygiene, poor diet, and disregard for proper toilet procedures.

    Its more acceptable when you get up into grandpa age because ya just don’t care. But if under 50 and you have skid marks, you just live your life wrong.

12. I ain’t had skid marks since I waz 8 or 9…..deplorable…!
    I think some dudes think that’s “just” the way is…🤣🤣

13. Lady, don’t act like women don’t do the same thing. But with acid bleaching and rusty overflow marks

14. They don’t know how to properly wipe their ass and they don’t use a washcloth when they shower.

15. They aren’t wiping well. I don’t get it. I would feel very uncomfortable.