What’s the funniest thing you did that made your partner mad?

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1. My GF’s dog (looked like Benji from those old dog movies) needed to go to the groomer and she had to work. She asked and I agreed to drop off/ pickup. When I got there the groomer asked “what kind of cut”… I said “mohawk”… ran to the Sally’s beauty supply and got some pink dye hair mouse. The GF got home and her cute little doggie had a fresh bright pink mohawk… she no think funny 🙂

2. Me: pop this pimple on my butt

   Her: no way you’re gonna fart on me

   Me: cmon it hurts

   Her: fine

   My butt: BWOOOOOOOTbweeeee

   Me: haha your glasses fogged up

3. So my woman hates water bugs with a passion.. so when we were in San Antonio one night, there was this big ass Roach. I snapped a picture of it and then sent it to her … Then I grabbed My blunt clip (which looks like a Roach) and threw it at her . She also died and flipped out on me… Me and her mother had a laugj tho 😂

4. Hid behind the door and jump scared her. She hates that but I thought it was hilarious.

5. When I got a strait edge razor, I snapped a picture to her saying.”let’s see how this goes”.

   About 10ish minutes later, I had some water in the sink that I put some red food coloring in that I snapped a picture to her that said “that could have gone better”.

6. Got drunk when we were at our friend’s wedding in Hawaii. I was absolutely PLASTERED. We hung out with a few other folks on the beach at night after the wedding. Me being wrecked by the sauce I thought it would be a good idea to punch a small sandy cliff nearby. So I did. The Mrs. was livid.

7. I kissed my homie In the cheek