If you can decide, how would you like to die?

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1. Death by snu snu is the only way.

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3. Smothered by pussy

4. Laying down with the sun on my face.

5. poison

6. Asap

7. Heat death of the universe. See you in 20 billion years!

8. Old and rich.

9. In my own bed at the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and girl’s mouth around my cock

10. Quickly with little pain or lingering. Express checkout, please.

11. In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my cock

12. Oogie boogie..

13. Suffocation via Kelsie Monroe’s ass

14. Same way as Tyrion Lannister said he wanted to die.

15. Either in my sleep or while performing some heroic act

16. Sleeping peacefully. Not screaming like the passengers in my car.

17. Bang my partner one more time and die asleep that night, hopefully they won’t freak out or maybe end like that terrible movie Notebook

18. snu snu

19. Either surrounded by loved ones when I’m 80 or in a pile of brass and bodies as the last group gets away safely.

20. I don’t mind much, as long as there is as little damage to my skeleton as possible. I want it to be used for a dancing animatronic.

21. Fast, is at all possible instant. Hopefully before I’m too old that it’s considered “natural”. So I think 50 would be a good “I’ve seen enough of life I can go now”.

    Something like decapitation or something.

22. In my sleep …. like my grandad. Not screaming like the other folks in his car as he drove into the concrete bridge.

23. On a golf course or at Lambeau due to something instant preferably with minimal suffering

24. 5th of Jack, 3 lines of coke, couple hookers.

25. Penis in a bear trap.

26. Smothered by tiddies.

27. In sleep.

28. Whatever, I just want a oddly specific warning sign after.

29. In a flash, pain or no pain.

30. Naturally at the ripe old age of 80 in my bed with a madens mouth around my cock

31. Tyrion Lanister

32. Shot by a jealous husband at the age of 95.

33. Black hole.

34. Attacked by a great white shark

35. Propofol.

36. Either on my deathbed surrounded by loved ones while IV DMT is injected into me, or a skydiving mishap. Either way, I want to see it coming and make peace with it first.

37. With a big ass smile on my face

38. In my sleep after a life well lived.

39. Joke answer: in my bed. Sorrounded by naked women.

    Serious answer: doing something heroic which would change the world or at least the lives of many people.

    Real answer: ASAP, though I prefer if it happens while sleeping.

40. In my sleep

41. I don’t care how as long as it’s in a place with AC. I will die in a comfortable temperature if it’s the last thing I do.

42. With my wife, in bed 🙂

43. In my sleep or in glorious battle, but those are the expected answers.

    In a drug trial, where what happens to me helps a breakthrough to find a cure to something nasty.

44. I never thought I would die like this but I always kinda hoped.

45. Asteroid slamming into the planet

46. In my sleep.

47. Riding a shark, with two hundred and fifty pounds of dynamite strapped to my chest, into the mouth of an active volcano.

48. Peacefully in my sleep after a great day with my family.

49. After a really really hard orgasim.