What is your state’s equivalent of “Florida Man”?

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1. Pineys

2. A couyon

3. I live in Arizona now. It’s basically Florida man but with more skin cancer and meth.

4. Huntington Beach man.

5. Have you seen the show “swamp people”?

6. Lived in New York most my life so I’d say the toothless crackhead bobbing his head on the public train.

7. Greeley man

8. People from Colorado Springs

9. Baltimore man.

   Or alternatively, Dundalk man.

10. Tweakers, just like Florida man. Pretty sure theyre in every state.

11. I live in Florida. Arcadia is florida’s Florida. So I guess the answer is Arcadia man.

12. Eagles fan

13. Boston area SNL skit guys and your cousin from Boston thing.

14. Fort Bragg grunt

    Camp Lejune gunny sgt

15. [This dude](https://billypenn.com/2020/12/29/philly-meme-carthusian-monk-15th-century-father-judge-colt-shaw/)

16. In Ohio? West Virginia man.

17. Staten Island Man

18. I live in Texas, so its pretty much the same thing, but withe more guns.

19. Cocaine Bear

20. Medford Man

21. Florida man

22. Frozen Dead Dude…..guess the state :-p

23. The guys who tried to kidnap the governor.

24. Tweaker

25. At this point I’d take Florida Man over Texas Man

26. Florida man.

27. Robeson Man

28. Pasco Man or Polk County Man.

29. I’m pretty sure Florida man is just an extended relative to the average Alabaman citizenry. 🤣

30. *Gestures broadly toward Flint and Detroit*

    Not sure what they are called, but they live over there.

31. Ted Nugent

32. Florida man.

33. Mormons. Always some kind of wacky story about them

34. Bronx Woman…

35. Michigan checking in: People from Ohio.

36. A Trumper redneck with a pickup truck that has too many, ripped American flags on it. And Trump won, trump 2024 flags and stickers on every square inch of everything they own

37. Sheboygan man.

38. We have them…”West Michigan Man.” It’s basically Florida Man with a huge emphasis on bigotry and far-right politics.

    Context: A local township near Grand Rapids just defunded their Library in the 8/2 local elections to where it may have to close down, because the locals accused it of “grooming” their kids…by having a book with a same-sex relationship in it.

    During COVID, when y’all probably heard stories about parents storming school-board meanings and accusing schools of oppressing them for wearing masks…a lot of it probably came from West Michigan towns.

39. Pallet People. They drive all over the city taking pallets from wherever they can find them, stack them 20 tall on a 1998 Chevy Cavalier and get on the Highway like it’s no big deal.