If you had to beat aliens in a video game to save humanity, what game are you choosing?

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1. League of legends im gonna run it down mid on behalf of humanity

2. Destroy all humans 😈

3. Cuphead.

4. Black ops Capture the flag

5. Pacman……

6. Mass Effect

7. Does doom count? Hmm whatever… If a doomguy can rip and tear demons, then a doomguy can also r&t some aliens…

8. Master Chief

9. Tekken 5

10. Dance off bro.

11. Halo 2 all day

12. Tecmo super bowl. I’m 49ers

13. Halo

14. Don Bradman Cricket. No way in hell aliens understand cricket’s rules.

15. Tetris

16. Jedi Outcast or Academy. No contest.

17. Doom, but on a ti80 calculator.

18. Minecraft

19. Guitar hero 3. Hopefully my impressive finger dexterity beats their innate star power

20. Halo

21. No one here commenting Space Marine.

22. Star Wars Battlefront II

23. Super smash bros 64.

24. Dance dance revolution. Wanna see them schmoovin

25. Destiny two, u can literally punch an alien and they die, also the game basically teaches you how to run, jump, shoot, then you kill a god

26. Depends on what you mean by that question.

    If the aliens are in the game and I have to beat them as the protagonist of the game, then my choice is either Doom Eternal or Half-Life.

    If me and the aliens are both playing the same game and are competeing, then my choice is Junimo Kart from Stardew Valley. We are all gonna die.

    Edit: typo

27. Xcom, that way I can blame RNG not myself

28. I think people are confused with the wording. If I had to 1v1 an alien on a video game for the sake of humanity it’d be Super Smash Bros Melee.

29. Stellaris ofc.

    Or I would 6 pool in Starcraft 1

30. Duke nukem

31. Need For Speed Most Wanted 2005 or Need For Speed Heat.

    I’m way too fast.

32. Goldeneye. Slappers only.

    I’m picking Oddjob.

33. Goldeneye

34. Tony Hawk Pro Skater, free skate.

    They go first, then I do the unlimited score glitch in my run.

    Also I make the wager even sweeter by betting if I win I get to bang the hottest one of them. Now I don’t expect any triple boobed babe á la Total Recall but regardless of what it looks like I can forever say that I porked an alien.

35. Need For Speed Underground 2. Drag race mode.

36. Path of exile. Im already a godslayer.

37. Star Fox 64

38. Space Invaders, obviously.