How do you handle a lady nearing retirement age busting a nut while working one out on the elliptical next to you?

11 comments

1. What? She flicking her bean near you?

2. What the fuck does that even mean?

3. Do what???

4. It was a small room with a dozen machines. And my wife was with me. All I could do was put my blinders on and focus on the music I had cranked. It was kind of uncomfortable tbh. this lady pulled the When Harry Met Sally move.

5. For real? How’d she manage that?

6. You mean a man?

7. Lady, nut? Somebody needs to go back to elementary school biology.

8. It happens sometimes. It could be uncontrollable. Just move on. Wild things happen sometimes. Appreciate the moments and keep moving.

9. Give her a helping hand.

10. r/thathappened

11. if she’s attractive, stare– might as well enjoy the show.

    if she’s unattractive, stare– hopefully your looks of shame will cause her to stop.

    either way, you just gotta stare, a lot. I mean, really stare hard, with intent.