I’ll go first. The automotive industry purposefully places birds on the road in order to ware down your break pads.

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  1. All of them. Conspiracies exist but they are rarely, if ever, discovered by the conspiracy theorists. Saves a lot of time with a 99% accuracy to make that assumption.

    I do find them interesting and amusing.

  2. Pigeons are working as biotech spies for the government. Loaded with surveillance technology, the pigeons spy on the public, collecting your private data.

  3. Rob Schnieder hires Mexican day laborers to choke him in the shower while he touches himself

  4. Flat Earth is the most outlandish and ridiculous I’ve heard, but it’s fun to think about. Same with a global cabal of elites secretly running things. The people in power that we know of can’t put a ham sandwich together and certainly have difficulty keeping secrets and we’re expected to believe that a cabal of thousands have been pulling the strings for millennia?

    Still, it’s fun to think about.

  5. There is no way we are alone in the universe. It is constantly expanding and the Big Bang is still going. There has to be intelligent life somewhere in this infinite universe.

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