What makes a man a king on the road?

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1. A short stogie that’s not too big around.

2. Having means by no means.

3. Always knowing where he’s going without any use of GPS.

4. A good copilot

5. A tank to squash traffic

6. A great soundtrack

7. No phone, no pool, no pets

8. Staying the fuck out of the left lane unless he’s actively passing.

9. A ford raptor

10. Someone following behind you clapping some coconuts.