Those of you who talk during sex to your SO, how close is porn dialogue to the real thing?

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2. Yes.

3. “Ya you like that you fuckin retard?”

4. It’s private between me and my SO.
   Sorry / not sorry to disappoint you.

5. It’s pretty porny.

6. One of my friends got really drunk and told me that her porn addicted ex once said “ eat my cum like it’s your only source of food“ as they were going at it.

   I shit myself laughing every time I think about it.

7. For the women I’m with that do talk it’s exactly like porn where they will say things like “fuck my pussy” I don’t know if they would naturally say that or if they are trying to mimic what they see in porn. Or if they are just doing it because they think I like it.

8. how do you like my man musket running a revolution on your trench???

9. If only I could find porn that matches our dirty talk. It’s hard to find objectifying D/s dirty talk that doesn’t end up being degrading.

10. My ex and I were so raunchy I’d laugh out loud. It was enough to make a porn star blush!

    So much…the whole sex talk thing – I think I am over it. I mean, what’s left to say once you’ve heard it all?

    …and that kinda sucks ya know?

11. Maybe half way on a horny day.

12. I don’t talk my wife talks about everything under the sun before sex. I can’t get her to stop sometimes. I finally tell her quiet and give me head please.

13. We once discussed the whole sales and marketing strategy while having sex for full 30 minutes. We had to make a presentation about it the next day.

14. Sure there’s dirty talk, but a lot of it is more affectionate, telling how much you love them, compliment their body and their actions…

15. “One of the dogs farted again”