If the matrix was real, what would be the first thing you would download to yourself?

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1. Languages, all kinds.

2. all porn

3. The secret teachings of all ages

   …and then, everything about the guitar and shred like a muthafukka!

4. All knowledge of coding

5. Money.

6. I want to also know Kung Fu

7. You wouldn’t download a car.

8. Crappy patty secret formula

9. How to win an argument with a Latina.

10. I want to be rich, maybe an actor. Also a buff bod.

11. Entrepreneurial and investing wisdom

12. Where’s the clitoris

13. Flight.

14. Pure happiness I guess.

15. Comp,lete understanding of enough coding to not only develop my own coding language and know it in-and-out, but enough to develop it to become one of if not the most all-around potent language.

16. finding the exact value of trigonometric functions (in radian form).

    dude, that shit can get intense.

    and maybe some of the rules for manipulating fractions because you think you know and then every once in a while you fuck up. dude, rationalizing the fucking denominator is a big fucking deal sometimes. You got to get it right as fucking rain. you can’t just have a square root just chillin downstairs. it’s not allows.

17. Anti-virus software.

18. I like this.

    I’m not going to answer… I’m just going to award..

19. Parkour

20. Super strength

21. Howcto code in yourself. Then some strength and martial arts and I’m good

22. I’d enable no clip mode

23. Guitar or piano skills.

24. The matrix is real. You have been cheated by your DNA.

    DNA creates a false reality where you must act for not to be bored (like “I am nothing, I am here for objects and to act”).

    The first thing I would download is the words : “my DNA cheated me. I AM, and not here for the objects”.

25. Self-esteem

26. music theory and the ability to play multiple instruments like a pro.

27. Dick size of Pringle can. That’s all.