Men, what would be your reaction if a woman you sent you a plate of wings instead of a drink?

30 comments

1. Confused but happy about the wings

2. I would know I’m about to meat (lol) a woman operating at a higher plane than the rest of us

3. That’s wife material right there

4. Pretty damn happy. I dont drink, atleast i can get some use out of the wings

5. she’s feeding me and she wants me?!!

   bro, I already picked out the wedding ring.

6. I’d probably get down on one knee!!

7. Take em over to her table and talk:)

8. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS WITHOUT MY DRIIINK!!!???

9. I’d have to pass on her. If she didn’t know that I wanted chicken tenders, then she is not the one.

10. I’d probably think that this girl has serious game and understands the inner workings of the male mind. And thus, I suspect I’d wake up in the morning short a kidney.

11. I’d probably eat her ass.

12. Given that I can’t drink, I’d be ecstatic.

13. Eat the wings and enjoy them.

14. i am being tested.

15. She must be loaded. Wings are fucking EXPENSIVE.

16. Dealbreaker would be blue cheese or ranch..

17. Damn idk, a lot of money for one guy.

18. My gf bought me cheesecake when we first meet. Been together nearly 2 years now.

19. Plate of wings? I don’t normally do this, but I’m totally putting out if she did that.

20. “Marry me?”

21. I would tell her to join me and enjoy a feast together.

    Great move (done by her)

22. Woman here, it’s smart! watching a man eat wings gives you an idea of how he gonna eat you

23. A keeper.

    Also it’s less likely she did something to the wings than put something into the drink.

24. I mean, if you’re trying to fuck, you pretty much just did 90% of the ground work.

    Even if you’re ugly, wings.

25. Marry her ass

26. Love 💖

27. My reaction would be to take her seriously seeing how she managed to do something out of the ordinary.

28. im not a beer drinker so i’d think she was an angel from heaven or… a witch trying to turn me into a newt.

29. No amount of squirming could hide the full erection I have for a woman that wants to make sure I’m eating….

30. *Jeremiah Johnson nodding meme*