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I saw a tweet that siad BoJo had resigned.
Yes I belived it.
[F3 Events](http://f3events.co.uk) posted one on Facebook this morning about the “first ever backwards triathlon” where you would be running, cycling, and swimming backwards. They had me for about 5 seconds…
Mike Ashley joining one of the consortiums trying to buy Chelsea. It hit hard for a few minutes.
It will get better
I told my 7 year old daughter this morning that I had to cancel our trip to the circus tomorrow. Within 2 seconds I realised that was a poorly thought out move as the look on her face nearly broke my heart. Luckily she laughed about it after I told her it was a joke.
I got taken in for a minute by the “We’re recommissioning HMS Belfast as a patrol boat” post until the bit where they said she would have fishing nets added to catch immigrant boats.
That India and America are joining the Eurovision Song Contest next year. Had me for a second, especially that Australia take part, and the US started their own version recently.
The Piers Morgan statue. I was thrilled about it – thinking how many tonnes of pigeon sh*t would be covering him every year. But turns out it was an April Fool ☹️.
pizza hut pineapple stuffed crust 😀
Got this on email, forwarded it to my teens without comment 😈[giraffe segways!](https://goape.co.uk/campaigns/giraffe-segways) 🦒
Put a toy NERF gun (the small one) in the handle of the milk bottle, drew on a scowly face and put a tea towel ‘bandana’ round it.
Told the kids they couldn’t go in the fridge because the milk had gone bad. They found it funny.
My other half told me this morning that the guy who does the German version of The Apprentice is called Alan Zucker. I was momentarily confused but didn’t actually fall for it as he has previous: he has spent several years now trying to convince me that Tim Henman’s nickname is “peaches” as in “Tim Peaches”, as in tinned peaches. They’re now called a tin of Henmans in our house.
[This one](https://twitter.com/gordon_3417/status/1509666911826714629?s=21&t=Ng7Ddp7jsIFeK9QvZHJOwA) from a railway preservation group…
Valtterie Bottas to retire from F1 and concentrate on wine making
I’ve only seen one and I knew it was an April Fool, very good though YouTube Fascinating Horror ‘The Isla nublar incident’. I twigged because last year he made ‘the amity bay shark attacks’
Currys (retailer) sent out an email to [pre-order a hoverboard](https://www.currys.co.uk/april-fools.html). Have to admit that I fell for that!
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But by virtue of duping me so much, I cba buying anything from them!
Civil Service World: Jacob Rees Mogg is outraged (so far, so normal) because the 2% pay deal announced yesterday left off a zero (if only…)
People who like Wordle spinoffs – Heardle (guess the song from up to 6 seconds of intro) and Tradle (guess the country from its exports and a distance and direction) are always fun…
The Jeremy Vine show tried to pull off a stunt where a tray of valuable china was ‘accidently’ smashed, but it was so fake it was just pitiful.
Katie Price is standing as an independent councillor in the upcoming local elections.
For a few seconds I thought ‘jayzuz, hope she doesn’t win, we’ll never hear the end of it’ — and then I realized the date ..
I fell for the hilarious joke about how much gas and electricity are going to cost from now on. Oh how I laughed.
My missus txt me while I was at work saying she was pregnant. I tried to get my boss to ring her and say I’d hanged myself with the crane.