What are foods only a wealthy person’s palate has tasted unlike the rest of us peasants?

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1. Chilled Monkey Brains I assume

2. Ironically wealthy people like cheap street eats. But I bet the average comment will be crème fresh and caviar on toast

3. As a wealthy person, I can say that I’ve had finest delicacies from every region in the world. And I can have any one of them again tomorrow if i wanted to. But one of them…

   Ugh… It gives me chills thinking about it now.

   One of the finest meals I’ve had was served to me from a lovely peasant woman. She was kind and unassuming. The didn’t like her husband very much. And she kept saying that her son has an Oedipus complex. But god damnit I ate her pussy like it was the last meal of my life. And that’s how I met your mother, OP

4. The dreams of the working class.

5. The wealthy live on the tears sweat and blood of the poor. They dine on their suffering, fear and anguish.

6. The lamb sauce

7. Sword fish is the fanciest thing I’ve probably eaten aside from some certain cheeses I don’t know the names of

8. pumpernickel bread.
   potato Ganacci.
   wine Sherry but only to cook with.
   Ginger snaps.
   mustard‘s that come in glass jars.
   wine gummy

   i used to work at a place called world market. only the upper class would shop there because you really and truly could not afford it otherwise.
   It cost twice the amount of Whole Foods food.

   this is the stuff that all the rich people would constantly buy.

   there was also this cake that was covered in white powder that would come out during the summer that everyone would go apeshit over.

9. There is some kind of chart of the relationship to food-goodness to price ratio, but I feel you see greatly diminished returns above a certain price point. One of the best meals I’ve ever had was lukewarm spaghetti and meatballs with a side of something, I forget. It was served on a paper plate from a Marine mess cook in a tent in the middle of the desert in Iraq at a small COB I was at for a few hours on one of our route clearance circuits. I was just so goddamn hungry, thirsty and miserable and for some reason this was just so good in that moment I remember it 15 years later. So really, the tastiness of food is so subjective as to be nearly meaningless.

10. Every fourth autumnal equinox some very wonderful people and I collect the best, I mean the absolute top of the line, peasant boys from all over and have them participate in a battle royale at my beautiful club in Florida.

    It’s the biggest, most expensive, best battle royale and only the finest people get to watch it. They fight using the best weapons, gold-plated AK-47’s and the hugest swords, until there is only one left alive. Then We have the most spectacular dinner, with all of the best people, anybody who is anybody is there, and we cook and eat the surviving boy.

11. the souls of the people they crush to get to where they’re going

12. Apart from Royals, the only people allowed to eat swan are fellows of St. John’s College, Cambridge 🦢 🦢🦢.

    (Just the one though ?)

13. The still throbbing human heart.

14. I’ve been on the bottom (lived in my fair share trailers barely scraping by) currently making 6 figures. One meal that stands out is some Kobe beef I’ve had not too long ago. OMG!! Melts in your mouth. Totally worth the 💵

15. Defeat