What’s one thing you’d ask your current partner to change?

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1. I wish she didn’t sleep so much. She sleeps ten, sometimes up to twelve hours a night. I don’t understand why, there’s nothing medically wrong with her, we’ve checked. She just wants to lay there and sleep for that long. I do not care for that, anything more than 8 hours is too much sleep for me. It’s just time that’s wasting away.

2. Quit having sex with her boss while I am trying to watch “Forged In Fire.” It’s hard for me to focus on who is heating their blades evenly, and tapering their ricassos correctly when all I can hear is her bosses fat balls furiously slapping against her vulva as he mercilessly pounds her asshole from behind. Sometimes I max out the volume and all I can here is their simultaneous earth shattering orgasms.

3. How about not shit test me when I’m sweet

4. I would like her to desire more foreplay and physical affection. I know that sounds really weird coming from a man about a woman, but I find myself in this unusual situation nontheless. She literally doesn’t want much foreplay. Just face down, ass up and she’s ready to go. I can do it. I can get hard easily just seeing her assume the position. So it’s enough for me to do the deed and even enjoy it. But I miss the foreplay.

5. My diapers. That’s what ALL you young folks have to look forward to.