I forgot what I was thinking about. What do you think I was thinking about?

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1. A secret.

2. Midget strippers

3. Probably girls or food

4. Definitely Lemon Party

5. Don’t know so I’ll talk about what I was thinking about. Man I’m so picky women I actually want to be with only come along once every two or three months for me. Currently have one. First date met her out at the bars long story short making out holding hands and talking about having babies by the end of it (well her friend telling us we’d have cute babies her agreeing and saying we need to have girls and they’d be D1 blah blah). Trying not to get clingy as hell right now thats been my downfall with women I actually want to be with. Almost ruined it already because I got kinda mad when she flaked for our second date and kind of shut down and assumed she wasn’t interested. Luckily she reassured my dumb a with lots of smiles and I’m sorrys, I still wasn’t satisfied with that but after asking well do you want to reschedule or what she said yes of course and did with me. So my insecure self is happy now. Just had to make sure the first time wasn’t a fluke and she changed her mind about it all, I’ll believe her now if she says something came up.

6. Big booty latinas

7. Probably about what you were thinking about previous to that.

8. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say you were thinking about loading another bowl, man.

9. Dragons? Boats n hoes? How many items you can fit in one shopping trolley?

10. You were wondering how deodrants work

11. How you developed a cellulite fetish

12. Did I remove the buttplug before going to poop or not ?

13. Nothin’

14. That coworker

15. Thinkin’ about them beans.

16. probs my mom

17. Getting a pet

18. We’re not mind readers so I’m going to guess Mr. Potato Head.