What is the longest lie that you’ve kept from your significant other?

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1. That I own my business. When we met I told her I just worked there. Kind of a way to protect myself. I kept it up for a month maybe? Maybe not even. I don’t really remember.

2. Thirty five years.

3. Ahhh haaaa nice try….

4. I occasionally buy fast food and stop on the way home to throw the bag/wrappers away.

5. I don’t regret marring her.

6. None
   I don’t see the point.

7. That I’m happy.

   Edit: forgot the length. I’ve been miserable for at least 8 years.