What do you know you partner is lying about, but are perfectly okay with?

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1. her height. She claims to be slightly taller than she is. I think it’s pretty funny.

2. That she really does want me to order those fries.

3. That I have a biggest wiener she’s ever seen

4. My partner lies about just about everything all the time. I DGAF, I’m not in love and this isn’t forever.

5. With the exception of one, I knew you were all cheating on me… It’s fine really.

6. My bf always say he is going for a quick pee but I know he is going for poo. I think it’s very cute he is saying that .

7. Lol that he loves me 🥺

8. Watching my back muscles ripple while scrubbing the kid’s bathroom probably isn’t as sexy as she claims… but it works out well for me.

9. That she only finds me attractive

10. Liking the music I listen to.

11. Typically anything that is them trying to save face but we both know isn’t true. Like blaming the dog for a fart.

12. How much she loves my cooking. I’m okay but she always says it’s way better than it actually is.

13. Their weight

14. That she speaks fluent Spanish

    I think mine is actually better than hers and that’s not great.

    But I always act impressed by the nonsense she speaks lol

15. What her shoes and bags cost. I know what Dior etc are. There’s no need to pretend it’s not expensive.

16. I have a pretty strong suspicion that he sometimes pretends that the food I made is tasty, even though it’s not that good. I’m not a great cook but I try and it probably shows.