What clothes do you wear when you want to feel sexy?

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1. Tiger stripe banana hammock. Every time. Perfect for chasing burglars.

2. Khakis

3. I have a cool leather jacket that I sewed that makes me look badass. Took me a long time to gather enough skin but I luckily met a super obese dude and I ended up with way more leather than I needed.

4. Clothes?

5. Really depends on the context. Fitted suit sometimes. Slutty 5inch shorts and an undone short sleeve button down others.

6. Cargo shorts and New Balance sneaks.

7. I dress like the Amish

8. Blue three piece suit.

9. Clothes don’t make me feel sexy. Being well groomed makes me feel sexy.

10. I only ever feel sexy when I’m naked, my magnum dong does most of the heavy lifting for that feeling.

    The rest of my body is not attractive at all, I don’t have anything that I can wear and still feel sexy.

11. Personally I find it ridiculous to consider myself sexy and don’t entertain the thought.

12. My Super Hero boxer shorts.

13. My gucci flip flops. Perfect for doing the deed in.

14. Cock sock

15. Your moms

16. Sweat pants, any t-shirt, and my white beanie

17. A vest, shorts , move my hair to my left, watch TV with the neighbour