What’s the best response to “Get back in the kitchen” jokes?

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1. I would assume my husband was talking to himself because he cooks all our meals.

2. “You mean where all the knives and poisons are? Okay!”

3. No u

4. My response to this is more crass since I’ve only ever heard it from male strangers. “Shouldn’t you be busy with getting drafted into a war?”

5. “Okay. Honey, where’s the ground glass?”

6. No response at all and then having nothing to do with that person anymore.

7. When it was my ex I’d say, “If you knew what to do with me in the bedroom you wouldn’t be sending me to the kitchen.”

8. Your Mummy left you pizza rolls, go heat them up yourself.

   ‘Get in the kitchen’ is such an online troll thing to say. It’s either kids or incels. The crowd who rants about women but wouldn’t eat, have clean close, or a roof over their head without Mummy doing the actual work.

9. Play dumb and make them explain the joke

10. Yeah I typically say something like “Great, since we’re talking about the good old days, now why don’t you go off to war and die?”

11. “Tools belong in the shed so off you fuck”

    “Go build a house or die in a war”

12. I honestly can’t remember if someone told me something like that in last several years. I suppose that my personality just scares the shit out of anyone who thinks of it before it comes out of his mouth.

13. “Last more than three thrusts.”