What gets you out of bed on the weekends?

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1. I don’t really have an urge to lay there for hours

2. Every single day, I wake up hungry as fuck and ready to eat the world.

3. Bedsores

4. The same thing that gets me out of bed on weekdays: I need to pee. But on weekends, I prefer to get up earlier so I can maximize the free time.

5. I gotta pee around 5 to 6 am

6. Hunger

7. I’m a cyclist, so my biggest ride of the week is always on Saturday, whether its early in the AM or mid-morning. I look forward to it every week!

8. My girlfriend wanting whataburger lol

9. I have stuff to do

10. Good weather

11. I actually enjoy getting up early.

12. Initially… it’s the morning piss. But then it’s back to bed under the still warm blankets for another hour or two of sleep.

    After that though… it’s bacon ‘n eggs or something along those lines.

13. The free time. I might do nothing but play video games or watch TV or I might go out somewhere but at least I have all that free time to decide.

14. Recently, the gym. Before that (and when worthwhile titles start releasing again), video games.

15. Booze and Ark.

16. My cats.

17. Usually the need to move because of the pain from arthropathy. I’m a grumpy shit because of this most of the time, moving makes it easier

18. I just can’t sleep longer than 8 hours or I get headache.

19. Either the need to empty my bladder or the dogs

20. My legs

21. Usually my kids jumping on me.

22. A shitty mattress.

23. I’m a morning person. It’s my favorite time of the day, plus I feel like I’m wasting the day if I don’t maximize it by getting up early

24. The dog. He’s an old man so if I stay in bed too long there’s going to be a mess to clean.

25. Usually sex. My gf likes to get her freak on before breakfast.

26. Tomorrow morning at 5:30 i’ll be kayaking out on the river and see a wonderful sunrise.

27. Airsoft

28. Sunrise. Sunlight on skin is a surprisingly effective alarm clock.

29. Well it used to be the ex grabbing my beaver basher and dragging me down the steps to fill her with my seed (thank you birth control), but now it’s just my dog yelling at me at 7:30am because he wants a treat or to go to the bathroom.

30. Alarm clock. 4:30 seven days a week

31. A 6 year old and a yard to maintain

32. Morning drone flight over the jungle! I live in the tropics

33. Responsibility

34. I have to pee

35. I buy my food by the week specifically so I have a reason to force myself up at a reasonable hour on my days off

36. I got shit to do

37. NUTHING…..don’t fuck with me….🤣🤣🤣

38. The mornings are the best time to get stuff done, I hate wasting my time in bed.