Ok guys, what do you say or do to your S.O. (no abusive stuff) just to get a rise out of them?

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1. Changing the system clock on the switch to do things in animal crossing is cheating.

2. “Calm down. You’re overreacting.”

3. Have you been gaining weight

4. My wife is a literature nerd. I like to refer to Shakespeare as “Bill S.”

5. Make your actions match your words.

6. My wife is OCD about the placement of certain things. If I’m feeling froggy, I will move something just slightly. When she enters the room, it gets fixed immediately.

7. She hates to be tickled. Hate is a strong word but it very much applies in her case. She gets in full flight or flight mode. I think her older brother and sisters used to mercilessly tickle her and it’s a trigger reaction for her. All I know, all I have to do is play like I’m going to tickle her and she bows up and gets all defensive and throwing out unplayful serious warnings, which only causes me to laugh. It was on in our early days I would tickle her, particularly on her sides on the ribs. She literally hits, flails, and kicks as hard as she possibly can. The last I did it, she broke into tears crying because the anxiety is just too much. That’s when I decided to call it quits, but sometimes I tease her that I’m going to do it just to get a reaction.

8. Why would I want to get a rise put of my wife? What a strange question..

9. I mismatch the kids’ colored lids and cups.

10. What? I wasn’t listening.

11. One of my exes I would just call her the most ridiculous nicknames as just one offs. It would drive her nuts.

    Like she would enter the room and I would say “How’s my adventurous apple this morning?” Just balls off the wall crazy names.

12. I once told my s.o. something along the lines of, “you can kiss better than that can’t you?” Dear reader, the answer to that question was, yes. She definitely could.

13. Two different things usually but both are because she isn’t great with words. The first is following instructions verbatim. First example: “Can you take out the chicken?” That doesn’t mean just remove it from fridge, it also means to plate and microwave it. What do I do? I just leave the container of chicken on the counter and walk away. Second example, this is because she often omits prepositions: “Can you put the milk?” Where? On the floor? Outside? No fucking clue, so I just move the milk somewhere else.

14. Fart 💨

15. Offer her anything at all and go “mmmhm?”.
    She says no and I wait a couple seconds and repeat.

    This goes on for some time until she either takes it or gets annoyed.

16. Rip a huge fart while you guys are in bed together and then quickly pull the covers over her head, trapping her in there with it. They love it.