Do Men twerk once in a while when no one’s watching?

34 comments

1. No, that’s cringe

2. Not personally, but I’m sure some do.

3. Ewww, no

4. No, but sometimes I play music and do the whole living room ninja thing imagining myself in a fight scene I just watched when I know I won’t get caught.

5. [what’s with these questions today?](https://youtu.be/qhSV1egLbmM)

6. After watching some women doing it, yes. 😂

7. No, but I definitely dance. Not proper dancing. Just kinda fidget dancing, like when I’m waiting on something. Slightly more stimulating than standing completely still.

8. No… probably something that would never cross most guys minds.

   The ‘helicopter’ on the other hand… EVERY guy has done it lol.

9. Probably not, unless they have the ass of the gods.. then maybe..

10. …yes

11. I teabag things when no one’s watching.

12. No. but I do copy my 2yo daughter when she’s dancing. It’s a lot of knee- and elbow-work.

13. My dance floor strat:

    Step 1 Fancy footwork like nobody else is watching. Get attention. Loose arms, feet touching the ground whenever the melody demands, hips bouncing to the beat, shoulders and head going to the vocals

    Step 2 if you did step one right, a girl may come up to you and twerk near you. DO NOT get straight into grinding. Start back to back hip to hip. Follow her lead but put some spice in. Be each-other’s telepath.

    This is the part where man twerking happens

    Between songs, complement her, vibe check, drink in hand check. Next song get in.

    Next song get drinks, talk, and get numbers if able

14. I don’t

15. I can tell you for absolute certain that not ALL men twerk once in a while when no one’s watching.

16. Yes, but I only do it when my homies are watching.

17. Twerking i can do only for laughs when there are people around!! But on my own, i definitely dance!

18. Now we’re asking the real questions here

19. My dance floor strat:

    Step 1 Fancy footwork like nobody else is watching. Get attention. Loose arms, feet touching the ground whenever the melody demands, hips bouncing to the beat, shoulders and head going to the vocals

    Step 2 if you did step one right, a girl may come up to you and twerk near you. DO NOT get straight into grinding. Start back to back hip to hip. Follow her lead but put some spice in. Be each-other’s telepath.

    This is the part where man twerking happens

    Between songs, complement her, vibe check, drink in hand check. Next song get in.

    Next song get drinks, talk, and get numbers if able

20. Actually let me try it right now

21. If I tried to twerk I’d hurt my back. Try explaining that to the doctor in the ER.

22. Not me, but I can’t really speak for the rest of the male population

23. I twerk even if someone’s watching. Dancing is fun.

24. Not sure I physically can…

    Nope, now my lower back is broken.

25. I’m twerking while I’m reading this question

26. I’ve never once done it

27. Haha Zero temptation

28. Like a level 7 earthquake

29. I’ll do it in the checkout line at the grocery store. Gotta keep the girlfriend guessing and on her toes.

30. Every man in existence?

    I doubt it.

31. My gf says that I got a nice ass and her lady friends like it when I do. I can sort of mix and count it as squats, so it’s a win/win.

32. I don’t but I don’t really properly dance in general, I’ll bob my head, tap a foot or drum along but it’s never a full body thing.

33. … sometimes when no one is looking I walk like a runway model and make sexy poses 😔

34. Is that a homosexual thing maybe?