I’ve recently found on Hinge that if her prompt says “Be obsessed with me” or something along those lines, I’ll swipe left like my life depends on it.

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  3. “You must be…[insert insane standard of which they themselves do not meet]”

  4. “My kids are the most important thing in my life.”

    No thanks, I’m not playing seconds to your brats.

  6. “I deserve to be spoiled” or anything else that conveys a sense of entitlement and/or arrogance.

    Any reference to OnlyFans or $ex work.

    Height requirements, race requirements or restrictions, etc.

    Anything negative about her ex(es).

    “I’m looking for a real man not a mama’s boy.” Apparently you’re not discerning enough to tell the difference, and not self-aware enough to realize that you’re being passive-aggressive. And it’s a veiled attack on your ex.

    “I’m a single mom and my kid will always come first.”
    I’ve read *lots* of OLD profiles that started off with this one. If that’s the first thing you want to say to a potential mate then that tells me that you don’t know how to balance being a mom with being someone’s SO, and probably with all other facets of life as well. It also makes me think that you looked at other women’s profiles before you made your own and copied them, so I’m likely to think that you’re a follower and not someone who thoughtfully considered how to best represent herself as her own woman.

  7. Anyone that self describes themselves as goofy. Always are the most unfun people

  9. “Only casual things”

    Look. Im not gonna say I want to marry you by the second day we chat, but stating that from the top, will make me not even try it with you. Im in for the long haul. I want to try and make a long lasting relationship. I don’t want to feel scared to start developing feelings after you, and then you ghost me because “you had enough”.

  13. “do ____ and i’ll give you a chance” not fucking with anyone who thinks dating them is a privilege

    “i probably like your dog more than you”

    their height followed by “if that matters 🤪”

    “on here as a joke”

    “i don’t message first”

    “i’m never on here”

    their astrology sign

  16. “Don’t just say hi, try to be imaginative”

    Then has only one photo of them in a group. You have literally given me nothing to go on

  17. I’ll love my dog more than you.

    Just looking for someone to adopt a dog with.

    You have to get along with my dog.

    I’m not convinced these girls are looking for a human.

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