dear men who don’t drink coffee, what’s the replacement?

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1. Cold water.

2. Peppermint Chewing gum. The minty feeling wakes me up fine normally

   Also blasting earphones to music that sounds like something worth dancing to

   I knew that if I started drinking coffee like my parents recommended I would end up like them where my body just gives up producing as much natural energy bc it relies on the coffee

3. I’ve been drinking coffee since the age of 2 (cafe con leche) at this point I think the replacement is death.

4. Water

5. I used to drink pop, then sweetened tea, then unsweetened tea, now it’s just water.

6. I generally don’t drink caffeine any more, unless my shitty job forces me to deprive myself of sleep. I tend to drink water, diet A&W root beer or sugar free gatorade. Not counting a cocktail or three on game nights.

7. Matcha Green Tea, of which I drink three cups a day of.

8. The White no sugar Monster Energy.

9. Green tea

10. Room temperature water Or Waterloo sparkling water any flavor with a straw only.

11. Green Tea – if you want an extra boost take some Sun-Theanine (green tea extract)

12. Yukon Jack

13. Black tar heroin

14. Sleep

15. Redbull. Lots of redbull.

16. Like if you’re just doing it for the taste, then maybe tea or low cal energy drinks. If you want to cut out caffeine altogether, then maybe try to improve your sleep schedule.

17. Whatever Mumsy puts in their sippy cup

18. Tea. It’s the most popular drink in the world for a reason (not counting water)

19. English Tea. (Tea with milk and sugar)

20. Nothing. I’m naturally caffeinated. The last time I drank coffee was almost 13 years ago, while deployed. I felt like that episode of Futurama when Fry drank that 100th cup.

21. 8 hours of sleep and walk in the sun when I am drowsy.

22. The white redbull

23. Decaf sweet tea.

24. Coke Zero, matcha, earl gray

25. Tea of any and all varieties.

26. Tea. I’ll drink Coffee if I’m feeling a lil dangerous that day.

27. Sleep is nature’s coffee.

28. For hydration? Water. For taste? Teas and the occasional juice.

29. Ritalin.

30. Sleep.

31. Tea.

    None of your fancy stuff, just regular tea with milk and sugar.

32. Tea, like a civilised human being.

33. lipton peach iced tea (their best flavour)

    or sugar free cola

34. tea

35. Been caffeine free since the 1990’s–the withdrawal was hell, but I don’t miss it at all.

36. I quit caffeine at the start of the year, but will have the odd black tea as a boost for my workouts. I drink decaf coffee, and herbal tea when I want something hot, but usually just water for me.

37. I only drink water cause diet and exercise

38. Tea

39. Drinking cooking oil out of the bottle

40. Im quitting coffee myself, I’ve replaced it with water. It wakes me up faster than coffee does

41. Anger and resentment

42. Yogi brand detox tea (hot) with a little bit of sweet cream coffee creamer.

    My go to morning drink. Once in a while I try coffee again and it’s not even close to being as good.