Men, what did you recently gotten for free?

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1. Found $.25 on the ground 2 days ago

2. Junk mail from the post office

3. I found a 100-dollar bill on the floor of a train station

4. Wait, men get free stuff where some of you are from?

5. all kinds of stuff if you just complain enough on Prime. spend enough $$ and customer service will bend over backwards to help you out so you don’t cancel your membership.

   i think i’m probably around….$350, $400 of free stuff from Prime so far this year? mostly they just say “you don’t have to return it, i’ll just refund it”.

   a bluetooth gaming headset, a big bag of grass seed, an LED mousepad, a couple t-shirts, a big area rug, a bunch of other stuff…it was even better during the pandemic, they were scared to take back anything that touched your body, so it was like a freakin bonanza with stuff like deodorant packs, razors and blades, body wash, plates and cups and utensils, headsets, PC mice….

   the squeaky wheel gets the grease, eh

6. My mom gave me some money for groceries even though I didn’t need it.

7. A headache.

8. Nothing, never will either

9. The cute girl at the dispensary gave me a free quad for no apparent reason.

   I should probably go back to that dispensary soon

10. Herpies

11. Got paid an extra hour on my shift because I had to stay 10 minutes longer. Shout out to the good bosses out there

12. Cancer

13. Two ingrown toenails.

14. Depression. Honestly surprised no one had said this yet.

15. Can’t think of anything off hand but I’m currently negotiating a business deal which is including “freebies” from their side to sweeten the pot. It’s not really free because I’m still spending a lot of money with them but that’s the closest thing that pops to mind.

16. A floor poop (dog)

17. They have free Die Coke at my work.

    However commuting to the office takes me about 1.5 hours one way and I spend almost $20 on train tickets and parking, so… there’s that.

18. My 10 visit gym/pool pass just randomly reset… and went back to 10 the other night.

19. A 49inch ultra wide monitor. It fell off the back of a truck (just kidding) got it from my job

20. Dirty looks while driving

21. Back pain

22. Depression

23. A salary.

    My manager hasn’t been responding to any of my requests on email for approval on the work I needed to do for the last month and a half (stated very clearly that it is needed for me to do my job) – so I’ve been sitting at work doing nothing, because the items I need to process hasn’t been ordered, rendering me unable to work.

    Not my problem 🤷🏽‍♂️.

24. Got a Lenovo keyboard and it’s so nice.

25. Problems usually

26. Brand New PS4

27. Fine Tinder girl came over and you know what went down

28. Pancreatitis

29. Beard

30. Sex

31. a little kiss from my Cat

32. A tea infused gin just last night.

33. Advice, got alot of them today