Are there any sex positive certifications?

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2. I dont imagine theres a governing body regulating whos a squirter, capable of multiple orgasms, or sex positive. You could probably make up your own certification or accolades. Unless there’s a fantasy you’re looking to have fulfilled with the idea of being certified, you could try sites like FetLife for a partner to do a scene with.