what secret are u holding from your SO? could be wholesome guys

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1. How do I know you aren’t my SO trying to get said secret??

2. wow. i’ve been sitting here trying to think of something. i got nothing O.o

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   holy shit, i’ve really become one boring motherfucker being married all these years 😀

3. Nothing 💞

4. Wouldn’t be a secret if I told you.

5. Only that I’m wrestling with the idea of proposing, and that I’m low key freaking out about picking an engagement ring because she won’t tell me if she thinks it’s ugly.

6. That she doesn’t exist.

   It’s gonna be rough when she eventually finds out.

7. Reddit

8. I’m microdosing.

9. What I got her for her birthday. That’s about it.

10. There are things i am not allowed to tell her. Legally i will go to prison and lose my job, criminal record, i’ll never work again. I had a patient with the funniest name and i can’t tell her what it was. But i wish i could

11. By “I don’t remember exactly how many girls I’ve been with, probably around 12” I actually mean 150+…

12. If I felt the need to do this I wouldn’t have wifed her.

13. That my plans to propose will NEVER happen. She cheated one to many times. I still love her and still want to be with her and after a lot of hard work we are good again but her hints at proposal will NEVER happen. I will not marry a cheater. I haven’t told her this but its not a secret if she asks ill tell her.

14. that we’re not dating

15. That she is being bullied at her work. Behind her back.

    Her co workers are a bunch of assholes.