Ok so…confession time first:
I thought ass eating was weird porn shit no one did. On one of my recent work trip sexcapades I hooked up with this girl who was…I know this makes me sound like a dick…a lot more into me than I was into her. Anyway, I went along with it and we went to my hotel room and had sex. After intercourse, we cuddled (see I’m not a total jerk) and then she started sucking my dick. Then, she takes my hand, puts it on my dick and starts sticking her tongue in my ass.
I didn’t hate it, but it wasn’t life changing. I just went with it and jerked off, asked her if she wanted to swallow and she did.
Then she climbed up me and starts to put her ass in my face. Call me a prude, but this is a ONS. I’m not about to lick this girls ass when I know nothing about her. I kinda shoved her forward and licked her clit instead, which she liked. And then I walked her to her hotel cause I’m a nice guy but not nice enough to let her stay with me. 😆
So question/TL;DR: what am I missing with eating ass? Should I setup a time to try it? Shower with her first? And what am I (a straight man) “supposed to” experience while someone is eating my ass (besides going from level 9 to level 12 on “DO NOT FART Protocol”)?
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Some people like it some don’t.
It hasn’t got anything to do whether you’re straight or not. Gay men don’t have a magic butthole with extra feelings. Obviously you didn’t enjoy it so much, so that’s fine. You enjoy other things. End of the story.
Hubby loves when I do it- although he was hesitant at first…. I wonder if you’d feel differently doing it with someone that you actually like or are really attracted to…. Either way, thanks for the chuckle😅
For me it just feels really great when done right, there’s a lot of very sensitive nerve endings down there and there’s a lot of sensation that can’t really be replicated, though there are varying degrees of it and position, tongue technique, etc does make a difference. Personally I much prefer being on all fours so she can really get in there to just lying on my back or being seated and her dropping down from my balls and licking it. There’s also a mental aspect and it feels really good when a woman is into me enough to lick my asshole since that’s like the nastiest possible thing a woman could do.
Admittedly, I like giving as well. I’ve never been with a woman that actually liked having her ass eaten but for me as long as it’s clean I find it really enjoyable to eat ass while having my dick sucked. Occasionally when I’ve been going down long enough that my wife is too sensitive for me to continue eating her out we’ll switch to 69 and I’ll eat her ass while she blows me.
I have never farted during the act but if I know it’s coming I do my best to get any of that out of the way first. I suspect it would be a very long time before I’d get rimmed again if one slipped out while her tongue is down there.
See here I thought the [recent work trip sexcapades] part was the concerning part!
In all seriousness though, I don’t think I’d do something of this sort on a one night stand and I’d certainly encourage a very thorough shower beforehand. But other than that it’s just skin. Some like it and some don’t (that goes for giving and receiving).
I’m not into it. I’ve tried giving and receiving and it just feels wet and mushy to me. I prefer front only, haha.