For some backstory, I am big into ass and thighs.

One night my wife and I were laying in the bed naked watching TV, both of us on our backs with our heads on the pillows. She throws the pillow up by her feet because she wanted to lay on her stomach to get closer to the TV. I had a prime view of her ass.

Then she moved over and had positioned herself in between my thighs with her vagina right over my cock and her feet on both sides of my head. I had an EVEN MORE PRIME view of my wife’s ass and vagina. Free range to play with her ass cheeks, thighs, vagina and asshole. As an added bonus, she can rub her vagina all over my cock before we get started.

This became more and more of an addition to our foreplay over the next few months until eventually she asked to “do that thing”. We decided to call it mittens just out of fun and it’s stuck ever since.

This is by far one of my favorite bits of foreplay as it gets me harder than a prosthetic leg! My question to you all is do you and your SO do something similar?

33 comments
  1. Can someone draw me a diagram of this 😂 I’m honestly really interested but can’t work it out in my head

  2. Gonna have to do this with BF next time I’m at his place. He’s an ass man too! Thanks for the idea!
    Edit: BF agrees!

  3. It’s really cute how a lot of couples have some variation of “do the thing,” where ‘the thing’ is always something different and unique to them (sometimes sexual sometimes not). One of my exes used to get cold very easily, and I would rub her upper arms really vigorously to warm her up, and she used to always ask me to do it by saying “do the thing!”

  4. My bf and I do this. We don’t have a name for it. He usually goes “soo…you want to lay on me?” and pats his crotch. Feeling him getting turned on just by looking at me is hot. Getting touched by him is hot. By far my favorite kind of foreplay.

  5. Sounds like scisorring!

    You don’t have to split your legs open to call it that, as long as it’s genitals on genitals.

    But “the thing” or mittens works too 😉

  6. >!r/intercrural r/pussyjobs r/outercourse !<

    &#x200B;

    Take your pick, my friend. It’s called `intercrural` and is in the category of `outercourse`.

  7. As someone who has thicc thighs – does this not get uncomfortable on your legs if this is where her thighs are resting? Keen to give this a go but don’t want to give him dead leg 😂

  8. This is awesome. However, I cant be the only one who is weirded out by using the word ‘asshole’ in a sexual connotation?

  9. This is my favorite way to lay down and watch tv with my husband!
    Edit: he rarely gets hard anymore like this though 😭

  10. My wife and I have this move called Berries… it’s foreplay … it involves a lot of kissing and sucking from inner thigh to the small of the back with her on her stomach… the key is to not touch her ass hole or vagina while doing it.. she goes crazy

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