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that she’s gonna kill me.
Meow
Who the fuck are you?
(I don’t have a cat)
MEOW!
Hooman, give me can tuna.
Hooman, let me out, or I’ll shit in your work boats.
Hooman, pet. Just not to much.
Hooman, turn on the water so I can drink out of the sink that you think you were about to use.
I am your pride and joy. Ignore my sister and give me fusses (he is a very needy kitty)
Have you been fed yet? No, have you? No. Where is our hooman?
They are normal in general, maybe they can find new owners
asking me not to mock him
“O”
“yeah?”
“**O**”
“yes, I know.”
“***O***”
EDIT: this is what I’m thinking – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtL6HkBHbJI
I domesticated *you*, human; never forget that.