How proud of yourself are you, after ripping such a loud fart that your spouse shouts your name in discontent from another room?

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1. I mean, live with someone, and married to someone, that can happen. You just laugh at it really.

2. Relationship goals

3. It’s my unofficial mating call now.

4. I rank myself up there with the hippo! Very proud! Even prouder of the fact that she’s still here!!!

5. As someone that works out and eats a insane amount of protein everyday, it never gets old.

   Ever.

6. When my husband does that and I shout his name, he laughs hysterically.

7. I’d be prouder of having a wife in the other room😂😂

8. Its a dub

9. I was reprimanded at work for farting. It was so smelly that all the whole staff ran to the other side of the room and stared at me like I was a monster. At first I thought it was just the high-school girls being sensitive, but seeing everyone disgusted by me felt very, very bad…

10. Take my upvote

11. If I had a spouse, I would be VERY proud about myself

12. You know the expression glowing with pride? I’m that image of the guy in the fast food seat just giving off light

13. Nothing makes me smile more

14. Serious farts should be saved for a crowded elevator

15. it wasn’t my spouse that shouted my name. it was rhe poop monster. it’s coming for me. oh fuck please just oh help me. it’s coming. I can’t take it. please

16. It’s when he is too lazy to leave the room that I complain 😅

    Edit for clarity sake; Not a man.

    Husband seems proud of himself at times with his sounds however 🤔

17. Maximum

18. A high five level proud

19. Very much so. Especially when it happened 5-10 min ago.

20. Proudest fart of my life: I woke the baby who was sleeping soundly in the crib 5 feet away with a smell so raunchy my wife insisted something died in my colon. Sound was not a factor.

21. I almost got divorced. But it was worth it.

22. It’s all about the smell.

    Bask in the ambience….

23. WITHOUT MEASURE

24. r/oddlyspecific

25. I was just thinking I’d treat it like a silent victory, but thats not quite true now is it?

26. This is a daily occurrence. You would think she would get tired of yelling at me, but nope. The wife just continues to try an tame me lol.

27. Very proud

28. My favorite is when I do a silent one in the store near him and he says my name is disgust 😁

29. I high five her

30. My wife will yell my name & I will laugh until I can’t breathe and tears are pouring down my face.

    Farts are funny, people.

31. I do this all the time and she doesn’t even say anything now, just waits for me to burst out laughing at my own fart.
    Which I do… every time

32. 25 years together and other than the accidental fart, we never fart near each other. When i have rippers, i leave the house and sit on the porch or something

33. That’s probably the proudest I’ll be on a given day.

34. Damn proud!

35. Usually very

36. I don’t let out the loud ones but the silent assassins. That stuff can’t be heard with human hearing but it STINKS, especially if I eat something like baked beans. It smells so bad I need to hold my breath till it disappears. My proudest one was when in hs there were 4 of us in the last and second to last corner desks (2 in each) and I made us leave the class due to the smell. The funniest thing is, that my friend was known for farting and everybody thought it was him

    When I rip audible ones they sound bass boosted. It isn’t like your average fart but a way deeper sound. I promise I don’t like butt stuff, that’s just the way I fart

37. Not at all? I never understood that behavior tbh. I used to date someone whose dad would rip nasty and very loud farts all the time. He thought it was hilarious. I thought it was gross and just rude, and just downright childish.

    Meanwhile I’m sitting there thinking, ‘could you fuckin imagine if I did that around *them* constantly? They would tell their daughter to dump my ass so fast”

    I get that people fart. Whatever. But you don’t have to make a display about it.

38. I usually stand with my eyes closed, rubbing my belly, a satisfied smile on my face.

39. I would be very proud, satisfied and screaming “I beat it finally I can rest in peace and stop eating beans!”.

    If you want to ask why, here is why.

    New Years night 2022. The new year just started, you are thinking about new years resolutions and all that schmuck. My gf rips the biggest longest fart I ever heard (it was loud too) and on the spot it’s deemed the greatest fart of year 2022. Now the competition is born, all other resolutions fade compared to the sound of this fart.

    Fast forward now we have September and I still was not able to beat that monstrosity. It’s like she was collecting farts for the whole year to release them in one single rip. I came close once but lacked a few seconds and was short on gas.

    I fear I will not be able to best that pruprutpruprutpruprutprupruturu. I’m all out of ideas what to do. Maybe I just need to wait for the stars to align? So dear fellow Men, HOW TO?

40. I’ll post that one in the group chat.

41. I, like my Father before me, shall announce my dominance at my leisure and without regard for others. I am King!

42. I still blame it on the dog.

43. Digestive gas is a sign that your digestion is healthy. A good spouse should be happy that you are healthy. I know my spouse understands body health. We both encourage each other to live long healthy lives.

    A good spouse would appreciate your continued health, not become discontented from another room.