Is “forklift certified” slang for liking bigger women?

33 comments

1. This made me laugh out loud. So thank you for that.

   As the to question…I have no idea.

2. By this point, I think people just say it to be vaguely funny, especially in regards to dating standards.

   Never seen it used that way, interesting interpretation though.

3. It’s a meme. There are people who are actually certified to operate a forklift at their job, but on the internet it’s a meme to say that you’re ironically forklift certified to show how cool you are.

4. I laughed my ass off when I saw this, thank you.

   It’s just a meme, and ladies: I really was forklift certified at one point.

5. For me? Both.

6. If it’s not slang for that it needs to be now

7. The amount of older people who are taking their time in answering this is hilarious 😂 it’s a meme and it is jokingly a way to express how cool someone is

8. I wish it was. I like a full figured gal. I am married now to one of them I found on match! It would have been a good search term for me to narrow my prospects.

9. I think you just invented new slang. 🤣

10. Fam I’m rolling

11. This cannot be real

12. Fuckin incredible 😂😂😂😂

13. It has nothing to do with women haha. For some reason on the internet it’s a meme to tell people you’re certified to drive a forklift. Yes, the certification is a real thing.

14. I am in tears. It’s a meme, you guys lol

15. I had to read through some comments first because I was just as lost as op

16. I mean this is a hilarious way to look at it but no

17. If he’s not forklift certified then I don’t want him

18. Lmao !!! No they just have a certificate to drive a forklift

19. Hahahahah I could see this being up there with the all time great posts

20. It just means your forklift certified. It’s a weird flex where I live. People also say this about their cdl too but forklift is pretty funny and a meme too.

21. I’ve never heard it before but it sounds like it could be.

22. I work in a kitchen. Saw an app that the dude had kitchen experience for 2 jobs and forklift certified for the 3rd.

    Told my head cook if he interviews the dude to ask if his certification is still good. He didnt understand why but he laughed because its a funny and dumb thing to ask.

    So yeah, just a thing. If you live in an area where warehouses are prominent youll find this.

23. I like your definition

24. I have it in my profile, meaning it literally

    It could be a euphemism, if so it went right over my head

25. …. What? lol.

26. It wasn’t… but it is now going forward

27. Well. I’m forklift certified. In this context you like them big or your willing to move furniture. 🙂

28. TFW She has no idea she is in the presence of a certified forklift operator 😏

29. Lots of people don’t understand the meme. It started from being a joke pickup line saying you are the CFO (chief financial officer, C suite big salary) of some massive company like say Amazon which you aren’t but in reality you didn’t lie, you are a CFO… certified forklift operator @ Amazon.

30. CA state certified fork lift driver

    That’s where the medium bucks are made

31. This came up randomly on my thread and all i thought was “lots of people want credentials nowadays” but my wife is large so now i want to tell her i’m forklift certified fuck yes comedy is coming home tonight

32. I am currently at work in a factory (line is down) and had to show this to my coworkers. Congrats! You made a whole group of actual forklift certified people laugh!

33. Oh my god….🤣🤣🤣 how do I even answer this? Shit if I saw this on a tinder profile I would laugh my ass off right before I swipe left.