You earn $1000 for every person you annoy. What’s the fastest way to become a billionaire?

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1. Be a feminist

2. Post on any marvel subreddit about She-Hulk lol. Literally any mention of the show- positive or negative- and you’ll annoy a thousand people immediately

3. Drive in LA everyday. Then once you have enough money buy a billboard here. Billionaire in like a month.

4. Walk around a crowded place with an article of clothing stating a loyalty contrary to the local preference. Wear a Packers jersey to a Bears home game. Or a MAGA hat to a Democratic national convention. It doesn’t require interaction with individuals, just for people to see you.

5. I’m a feminist, vegetarian and more left-leaning than not, so I think I’d be doing pretty good as is.

6. step on the heel of their shoes. I live in a city so I would get rich quickly.

7. Do you know NFT?

8. tell them their hair looks greasy

9. Go on Twitter and run down Donald Trump

10. interrupt people while they speak.

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12. Start a robocall company

13. Record a country-pop song called “Achy-Breaky Heart.”

14. Walk around with a boombox on my shoulders playing that dude’s sex song on repeat. 🤣

15. Moist

16. Drive around to super trafficky areas blaring my horn so tons of people around can hear it.

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18. Saw a dumb shit teenager with 8 giant boat speakers on the bed of his truck driving through a parking lot blaring rap.

    I think that’s the route I’d go here haha

19. Be a vegan cross fitter.

20. Singing

21. Apparently, call Trumpublicans “Fascists”.

22. Become Evie Russell

23. I play the Vocaloid songs I have in my playlist, at school. Outside

24. Exist as a woman or NB or trans person.

25. Ask anyone the same question 5 times.

26. Give unsolicited advice to everyone and don’t stop talking. Also talk over them

27. “Do you believe in Gods?”🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿💴💶💷💸💱💰💱💶💳💲💳💴💶💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🫰🫰🤑

28. Take out all social media from the whole world.